Dear Druid,
People say that racists aren’t funny. However, given that if ‘comedian’ Jim Davidson, ex-leader of UKIP, Nigel Farage or horsefaced arsehole Katie Hopkins tripped and fell face first into a cowpat I would laugh.
A lot.
Yours sincerely
Derek Fondlemop, Haversham
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