Terri Schmump, a close friend of Samantha Cameron , told us today, how the wife of the Prime Minister was reduced to tears when she received a second hand Nissan Micra from her millionaire husband.
Pig’s Head Thing
“It’s been a tough year from Samantha,” Terri explained, “She hasn’t forgiven David for that ‘pigs head’ thing – imagine how humiliating that must have been for her.“
“Anyway she wanted a new car, something that would be good for the environment and have a lower congestion charge – she was hoping for one of those Tesla things. Imagine her disappointment when David turned up, with what’s basically a 17 year old’s first car!” she added.
Burst into Tears
Samantha reportedly burst into tears when she saw the vehicle and ran up the Downing Street stairs screaming, “You tight-fisted pig abuser!” before locking herself in the bedroom.
Funny Brown Stain
“David managed to persuade her to come out and at least have a look around the car, but it wasn’t even in great condition,” she continued. “The upholstery was worn, and there was a funny brown stain on the back seat. Its previous owner was obviously a heavy smoker and the near side passenger window wouldn’t open.“
Terri explained that Mr Cameron wanted a car that would appeal to the “common voter” and not appear to be too extravagant.
“If he wants that so much why doesn’t he trade in his chauffeur driven, terrorist proof, Jaguar XJ Sentinel for a bloody Toyota Prius or something,” she vented.
Samantha remains at Terri’s house until David returns the car, but Mr Cameron is refusing because he has already forked out for the tax and insurance.