Concern was raised today, for what appeared to a slimy, fetid creature, chucking dead fish into the River Thames. Former UKIP ‘leader’ Nigel Farage, seemed to have gone a bit mental as he rejoiced in throwing back into the water deceased fish, in an abhorrent waste of food and resources.
Bone Idle Fucker
“Nigel Farage is a bone idle fucker,” explained European Fisheries expert, Hans Haddockface. “He had 43 opportunities to attend the fisheries meetings during his tenure as an MEP and represent Great Britain. The lazy bastard only attended one!”
“Basically the only thing that this borderline racist has actually done with his life, is to stand outside a pub in a hunting jacket, with a pint of beer in one hand and a fag in the other,” he added.
There has also been concern from environmentalists regarding Mr Farage’s actions today.
“Chucking away dead animal carcasses actually constitutes fly tipping,” Julie Woolie, Head of Environmental Stuff in London, told us. “I mean these fish could be used in animal feed or something useful. What a fucking waste!”
“The only reason I think Nigel has got his knickers in a twist about fish is because he looks a bit like Admiral Akbar from Star Wars,” she added.