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Submissions

Think you are a bit of a comedy writer, do you? Then why not submit your stuff to us. If it's shit, we will just bin it, but if it's any good, we may feature it on our site. We don't pay for submissions yet, as we don't make any money at the moment. However, if we ever do, you may get a kickback or something.

Submit Your Article to the Druid’s Loom

 

To send your article, complete the form below. Alternatively, if you have a Word Document or something, you can send a message directly to – submissions@druidsloom.co.uk  We regret we can’t publish all articles, particularly those that have been written by psychopaths.

Before Sending, check the guidelines below:

It needs to be funny.

If it doesn’t make us laugh, it will go in the bin.

Provide a Picture

Each article needs an image. If it’s not your own, make sure you have the rights to use it.

Avoid Excessive Profanity

Swearing is funny, we get it, but in moderation please. F**k and c**t, need to be *’d out.

Make Up names

Make up names where possible, and if it’s about someone famous, don’t be libellous.

Check Your Spelling

Make sure you check your spelling and grammar. It makes you look like a twat if you don’t

Don't Plagarise

Don’t copy something else you have seen online. We do check.

Contact Us

Email  Us at

submissions@druidsloom.co.uk

Minimum of 500 characters required
Caption that goes under the image.
Please enter the license you are following for use of the picture and any accreditations to the original owner If it is your own image just type “own image”