Swan Hot Water Urn

For Sale
 8 Ltr – Swan Hot Water Urn – £25 – Still in box – hardly used. 

Buyer
Hi, I’m interested in buying your Swan hot water urn. Can you tell me how much water it holds?

Seller
Hi, it holds 8 litres of water x
Buyer
Sorry, you mentioned it in your description. I am silly!

Seller
No worries x

Buyer
Does it have to be water, or can it hold other liquids?
 Seller
It is designed to boil water but if you go onto the Swan website it may tell you on there x
 Buyer
Thank you. I’m interested in something to keep soup warm for the homeless…
Its a charity and the soup urns are too expensive
Seller
I have just looked on the swan site and it is saying water only, sorry x
Buyer
I’m interested – i might risk it anyway. They are only homeless people after all.
Seller
That is an awful thing to say, you should be ashamed of yourself x
Buyer
I’m the one trying to help them. They should be grateful!
Seller
You are a despicable person and I truly hope karma comes and bites you in the ass. There but for the grace of God
 Buyer
So can I buy the urn or not?
Seller
NOT
Buyer
Think of all those homeless people without their warm soup!
Seller
Piss off!