Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

Brexiteers were thrilled today when Downing Street announced that in the event of a hard Brexit,  Brits will be issued with blue ration books to match their fucking blue passports.

Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

Following their announcement that food is currently being stockpiled; in the event of a hard Brexit; the Tory “Government” stated that if there were to be a No Deal Brexit, everyone would be issued with BLUE ration books, to match their new blue passports. Blue Fucking Passports “This is what is meant by taking back […]