by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jul 1, 2022 | News, Politics, UK
The British public, reacted with utter revulsion, yesterday, after it emerged that Boris Johnson, was caught getting his Johnson noshed off, by his then mistress Carrie Symonds. The horrifying incident occurred in Boris’ parliamentary office, whilst he was...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 16, 2022 | News, Politics, UK
Without any surprise from the British public, Lord Geidt, the Ethic’s advisor to Boris Johnson, resigned last night. No Ethics The main reason for this is that he had nothing to do. There were no ethics to be found at number 10, whatsoever. “I was basically sat...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 15, 2022 | Letters to the Editor
Dear Editor, I am a regular user of online grocery shopping and am frequently concerned by the substitutions made when my preferred item is out of stock. In my most recent order from Tesco, it seems my shopping picker was taking the total piss, when they substituted...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 15, 2022 | News, Politics, UK
There were scenes of utter chaos, last night in Marsham Street, in the City of West Minster, as the area was rocked by a series of violent tremors and the Home Office totally destroyed. Thunderbolt and Lightning “The floor shook and the ground cracked and opening up...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 13, 2022 | News, Politics
In the food strategy White Paper, the British government has decided that thousands of children will go hungry as it can’t be bothered to feed them properly. Obese Face Lazy, pig ignorant. Prime Minister, Boris Johnson – who filled his obese face, during the...
