Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.
Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.
Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.
Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.
Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.
Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.
Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.
Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.
As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis - Today we interview the man who cuts Boris' hair.
As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis – we interview the man who cuts Boris’ hair.
After the resignation of the rotund, pantomime politician, Boris Johnson, it emerged that this useless cunt is to replaced by an equally useless Hunt.
After the resignation of the rotund, pantomime politician, Boris Johnson, it emerged that this useless cunt is to replaced by an equally useless Hunt.
National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.
National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.
The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of 'Have I Got News for You'; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.
The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of ‘Have I Got News for You’; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.
Billy Bunter lookalike and Butlins wiff waff quarter finalist champion Boris Johnson has expressed his dis (Theresa) may at plans to exclude him from the NHS whilst also being labelled a ' health tourist' and 'foreign'.
Billy Bunter lookalike and Butlins wiff waff quarter finalist champion Boris Johnson has expressed his dis (Theresa) may at plans to exclude him from the NHS whilst also being labelled a ‘ health tourist’ and ‘foreign’.
Boris Johnson, today tried to convince the Donald Trump, that he was joking when he said he was "unfit" to lead the United States.
Boris Johnson, today tried to convince the Donald Trump, that he was joking when he said he was “unfit” to lead the United States.
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