Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

After the resignation of the rotund, pantomime politician, Boris Johnson, it emerged that this useless cunt is to replaced by an equally useless Hunt.

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

After the resignation of the rotund, pantomime politician, Boris Johnson, it emerged that this useless cunt is to replaced by an equally useless Hunt.

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.

Comedy Buffoon Character Makes Crap Foreign Secretary

The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of 'Have I Got News for You'; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.

Comedy Buffoon Character Makes Crap Foreign Secretary

The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of ‘Have I Got News for You’; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.

Foriegn Secretary Gast-Flabbered

Billy Bunter lookalike and Butlins wiff waff quarter finalist champion Boris Johnson has expressed his dis (Theresa) may at plans to exclude him from the NHS whilst also being labelled a ' health tourist' and 'foreign'.

Foriegn Secretary Gast-Flabbered

Billy Bunter lookalike and Butlins wiff waff quarter finalist champion Boris Johnson has expressed his dis (Theresa) may at plans to exclude him from the NHS whilst also being labelled a ‘ health tourist’ and ‘foreign’.

“All Those Nasty Things I said about Trump? I was Joking,” lies Boris

Boris Johnson, today tried to convince the Donald Trump, that he was joking when he said he was "unfit" to lead the United States.

“All Those Nasty Things I said about Trump? I was Joking,” lies Boris

Boris Johnson, today tried to convince the Donald Trump, that he was joking when he said he was “unfit” to lead the United States.