Friday 13th Part IX: End of Days

Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.

Friday 13th Part IX: End of Days

Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.

Boris Johnson Scared of his own Shadow

Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.

Boris Johnson Scared of his own Shadow

Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.

Turkeys Voting for Christmas Have it Easy This Year

Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.

Turkeys Voting for Christmas Have it Easy This Year

Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.

A Cut Above – An Exclusive Interview with Boris Johnson’s Barber

As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis - Today we interview the man who cuts Boris' hair.

A Cut Above – An Exclusive Interview with Boris Johnson’s Barber

As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis – we interview the man who cuts Boris’ hair.

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

After the resignation of the rotund, pantomime politician, Boris Johnson, it emerged that this useless cunt is to replaced by an equally useless Hunt.

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

After the resignation of the rotund, pantomime politician, Boris Johnson, it emerged that this useless cunt is to replaced by an equally useless Hunt.

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.

Comedy Buffoon Character Makes Crap Foreign Secretary

The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of 'Have I Got News for You'; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.

Comedy Buffoon Character Makes Crap Foreign Secretary

The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of ‘Have I Got News for You’; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.

Foriegn Secretary Gast-Flabbered

Billy Bunter lookalike and Butlins wiff waff quarter finalist champion Boris Johnson has expressed his dis (Theresa) may at plans to exclude him from the NHS whilst also being labelled a ' health tourist' and 'foreign'.

Foriegn Secretary Gast-Flabbered

Billy Bunter lookalike and Butlins wiff waff quarter finalist champion Boris Johnson has expressed his dis (Theresa) may at plans to exclude him from the NHS whilst also being labelled a ‘ health tourist’ and ‘foreign’.

“All Those Nasty Things I said about Trump? I was Joking,” lies Boris

Boris Johnson, today tried to convince the Donald Trump, that he was joking when he said he was "unfit" to lead the United States.

“All Those Nasty Things I said about Trump? I was Joking,” lies Boris

Boris Johnson, today tried to convince the Donald Trump, that he was joking when he said he was “unfit” to lead the United States.