Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

Brexiteers were thrilled today when Downing Street announced that in the event of a hard Brexit,  Brits will be issued with blue ration books to match their fucking blue passports.

Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

Following their announcement that food is currently being stockpiled; in the event of a hard Brexit; the Tory “Government” stated that if there were to be a No Deal Brexit, everyone would be issued with BLUE ration books, to match their new blue passports. Blue Fucking Passports “This is what is meant by taking back […]

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

After the resignation of the rotund, pantomime politician, Boris Johnson, it emerged that this useless cunt is to replaced by an equally useless Hunt.

Useless C**t to be Replaced by Useless Hunt

After the resignation of the rotund, pantomime politician, Boris Johnson, it emerged that this useless cunt is to replaced by an equally useless Hunt.

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.

National Embarrassment Wants His Own Fucking Aeroplane

National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.

Gammon Has Had a Devastating Impact on the Board Game Industry

Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.

Wetherspoons Social Media Blackout Won’t Improve Food

Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.

Wetherspoons Social Media Blackout Won’t Improve Food

Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.

Slimy, Stinking Animal Throws Fish into Thames

Slimy, stinking animal, Nigel Farage,  was photographed today, throwing dead fish into the River Thames, in a publicity stunt that makes him look like an even bigger twat than he actually is.

Slimy, Stinking Animal Throws Fish into Thames

Slimy, stinking animal, Nigel Farage,  was photographed today, throwing dead fish into the River Thames, in a publicity stunt that makes him look like an even bigger twat than he actually is.

Nigel Farage Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Frog-faced multimillionaire Nigel Farage, doesn't give a shit about anyone, except himself, it was revealed today, as he pockets a £73,000 a year pension from the EU.

Nigel Farage Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Frog-faced multimillionaire Nigel Farage, doesn’t give a shit about anyone, except himself, it was revealed today, as he pockets a £73,000 a year pension from the EU.

Driverless Lorries – What Could Go Wrong?

As the Government plans to test a fleet of driverless lorries on British motorways, the British public wonder what could possibly go wrong.

Driverless Lorries – What Could Go Wrong?

As the Government plans to test a fleet of driverless lorries on British motorways, the British public wonder what could possibly go wrong.

Theresa Maybe’s Adventures in Brexit Wonderland

"who are you?" Asked the Corbynpillar, "or more to the point, who am I?"

Theresa Maybe’s Adventures in Brexit Wonderland

“who are you?” Asked the Corbynpillar, “or more to the point, who am I?”

Brexit – Not as Bad as World War II – says Dickhead.

Premium dickhead, David Davis, today attempted to reassure the British people by inferring that Brexit probably wouldn't be as bad as World War II

Brexit – Not as Bad as World War II – says Dickhead.

Premium dickhead, David Davis, today attempted to reassure the British people by inferring that Brexit probably wouldn’t be as bad as World War II

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