Boris Johnson Does Something Right

British "Prime Minister" today shocked the nation when he did something right, without completely screwing it up.

Boris Johnson Does Something Right

Total amazement swept across the United Kingdom yesterday, when the Prime Minister, and self styled village idiot, did something right for once. Blundering Fool The usual blundering fool, surprised the nation  when he miraculously didn’t fuck up. “I couldn’t believe it,” said close aid, Martin Mumflut. “I have become so used to disaster following him […]

Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

Brexiteers were thrilled today when Downing Street announced that in the event of a hard Brexit,  Brits will be issued with blue ration books to match their fucking blue passports.

Brits to Get Matching Blue Passports & Ration Books

Following their announcement that food is currently being stockpiled; in the event of a hard Brexit; the Tory “Government” stated that if there were to be a No Deal Brexit, everyone would be issued with BLUE ration books, to match their new blue passports. Blue Fucking Passports “This is what is meant by taking back […]