At his 92nd Birthday Party yesterday, Robert Mugabe revealed the secret to his apparent eternal youth - Being a bit of a bastard. Today he tells The Druid's Loom, the secrets of his success.
Hi there readers, Robert Mugabe here! It’s good to be able to talk to you today; the day after my amazing 92nd birthday. It wasn’t a cheap affair, cost around $800,000, but I had a really great time and it gave the me opportunity to get to work on some really top notch bastardry. Great Big Cake […]