The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.
The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.
In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.
In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a "Bring Out Your Dead", death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a “Bring Out Your Dead”, death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it's fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it’s fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
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Teachers opened their pay-slips today and assumed there must have been some mistake. It appeared they were not earning the £65,000, as advertised in the latest teacher recruitment advert.
After reversing their decision against Robert Mugabe as first choice, for health ambassador, the World Health Organisation today selected Jeremy Hunt.
Following on from the controversial success of shows such at "Naked Attraction", "Sex Box", and "Sex Diaries", Channel 4 has decided to spice up, the 'Bake off!'
With reports that life expectancy is falling and with yet another increase in the state pension age - workers in their late 30's and early 40's were today told by the Government to 'die working'.
