The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.
The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.
In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.
In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a "Bring Out Your Dead", death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a “Bring Out Your Dead”, death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it's fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it’s fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
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There have been reports today of a large explosion at the offices of the Daily Mail and Mail Online, as staff tried to write articles about the new female Dr Who.
Boris Johnson, today tried to convince the Donald Trump, that he was joking when he said he was "unfit" to lead the United States.
Disgusting hate preacher Katie Hopkins launched a tirade of abuse on Twitter against pretty much everyone and everything in a despicable attempt to 'cash in' on the tragedy that was unfolding in Brussels.
Concerns raised as it is revealed none of the recipients are pension swindlers or convicted pedophiles.
