Trump Orders Leeches to Fight Coronavirus

The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.

Trump Orders Leeches to Fight Coronavirus

The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.

Shit Wipes Toilet Roll

In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.

Shit Wipes Toilet Roll

In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.

“Bring Out Your Dead” Death Cart – Sells Out at Lidl

Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a "Bring Out Your Dead", death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.

“Bring Out Your Dead” Death Cart – Sells Out at Lidl

Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a “Bring Out Your Dead”, death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.

Scruffy Turd Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it's fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.

Scruffy Turd Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it’s fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.