The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.
The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.
In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.
In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a "Bring Out Your Dead", death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a “Bring Out Your Dead”, death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it's fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it’s fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
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The Health Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, has warned people about the new craze that is sweeping the internet, that involves coughing one's anus inside out.
Absolutely no one thinks it is a sensible idea to give their personal information to the British Government/Dominic Cummings, via the new NHS app.
President -elect has plenty on his plate and its creating panic in bowels of Capitol Hill
As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid's Loom launches it's own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday
