May Purchases New Fridge for No. 10

Theresa May, has ordered a brand new fridge for 10 Downing Street, after being horrified by the contents of the existing one.

May Purchases New Fridge for No. 10

Theresa May, has ordered a brand new fridge for 10 Downing Street, after being horrified by the contents of the existing one.

Man Who Stashes Money Offshore Calls Other Countries Corrupt

A man who stashes piles of cash in an off shore account in Panama, to avoid paying tax, yesterday accused other nations of being 'fantastically corrupt.'

Man Who Stashes Money Offshore Calls Other Countries Corrupt

A man who stashes piles of cash in an off shore account in Panama, to avoid paying tax, yesterday accused other nations of being ‘fantastically corrupt.”

Rich Bastard Becomes Trapped in Own Wealth

Tragedy struck yesterday when really rich bastard, Lord Francis Melonbuttock, suddenly found that he had become trapped in his own wealth, with no possible means of escape.

Rich Bastard Becomes Trapped in Own Wealth

Tragedy struck yesterday when really rich bastard, Lord Francis Melonbuttock, suddenly found that he had become trapped in his own wealth, with no possible means of escape.

Man Disappointed by £50 Birthday Cheque from his Mum.

Office manager,Nick Coldnobber, was saddened to receive the paltry sum of £50 off his mum for his birthday this year, as he was expecting much more.

Man Disappointed by £50 Birthday Cheque from his Mum.

Office manager,Nick Coldnobber, was saddened to receive the paltry sum of £50 off his mum for his birthday this year, as he was expecting much more.

Go on Holiday in Lake District, Says PM from Lanzarote

David Cameron told the British public that they should spend their Easter holidays in the Lake District to help the area recover from the recent floods. The announcement was made from his luxury villa in Lanzarote.

Go on Holiday in Lake District, Says PM from Lanzarote

David Cameron told the British public that they should spend their Easter holidays in the Lake District to help the area recover from the recent floods. The announcement was made from his luxury villa in Lanzarote.

PM wants young to watch their language

Prime minister David Cameron has proposed tough new education legislation after being ‘shocked’ by the lack of spoken English skills in Britain’s under twos.

PM wants young to watch their language

The PM was said to ‘appalled’ by the inability of infants to form even basic sentences in English. Soiled Butler Mr Cameron made the discovery after visiting a local hospital to have one of his soiled butlers put to sleep. While there the PM wandered into the children’s ward after thinking the nonsensical wailings might […]

Bully Suspended for Mocking Fellow Student’s Clothes

School bully, Rupert Weatherby, was surprised that his Mum was called into the school, and he was given a 3 day suspension, for relentlessly mocking a fellow student about their appearance.

Bully Suspended for Mocking Fellow Student’s Clothes

The incident occurred at Brotherby Gate Secondary Academy, this morning. The victim,  was attempting to answer a question in Geography, when Rupert blurted out “Get a wash you scruffy bastard”. The class teacher remonstrated with Rupert, who initially stopped. However he resumed his verbal attack at break time. Stinky Fart Pants “All I did was call him […]