The people of Norway have declined 'President' Trump's offer to live in a shithole country that has an intolerant political agenda against fellow human beings.
The people of Norway have declined ‘President’ Trump’s offer to live in a shithole country that has an intolerant political agenda against fellow human beings.
An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.
An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.
In an world exclusive, The Druid's Loom has secured the first article written the President of the United States.
In an world exclusive, The Druid’s Loom has secured the first article written the President of the United States.
President Donald Trump today gave the 'best answers' in an interview and won the award for the most batshit answers given in a interview.
President Donald Trump gave an interview so fucking insane yesterday that it won the ‘Dumbest Answers in an Interview Award’. A full transcript of the interview is shown below. Trump on Dinner Interviewer: “Mr. President, you will not be attending the annual correspondents association dinner, is that right?” Trump: “Correct. Instead I will be ordering a take-away. That’s eleven million […]
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Dumpty Trumpty built a big wall, Dumpty Trumpty had a great fall, All of the Muslims and all of the women, Queued up to push Trumpty off again!
Dumpty Trumpty built a big wall,
Dumpty Trumpty had a great fall,
All of the Muslims and all of the women,
Queued up to push Trumpty off again!
Scientists have discovered that Donald Trump, carries a mutated gene that leaves him unable to determine sizes or quantities of anything.
Scientists have discovered that Donald Trump, carries a mutated gene that leaves him unable to determine sizes or quantities of anything.
Compulsive liar, Donald Trump, told treacherous liar Michael Gove that he 'thought' Britain was 'doing great after Brexit', in an interview yesterday.
Compulsive liar, Donald Trump, told treacherous liar Michael Gove that he ‘thought’ Britain was ‘doing great after Brexit’, in an interview yesterday.
President elect Donny Trump has today unveiled a new product that allows Americans to gel prejudice, racism, misogyny and bigotry into one hate-filled mass. No More Mexicans not only helps build super strength above sombrero height walls but solidifies bitter and left behind views.
President elect Donny Trump has today unveiled a new product that allows Americans to gel prejudice, racism, misogyny and bigotry into one hate-filled mass. No More Mexicans not only helps build super strength above sombrero height walls but solidifies bitter and left behind views.
Walking clump of smegma, Nigel Farage, has decided that he is going to move to America, as it looks like Britain is going to take a battering after Brexit.
Walking clump of smegma, Nigel Farage, has decided that he is going to move to America, as it looks like Britain is going to take a battering after Brexit.
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President Donald Trump today gave the 'best answers' in an interview and won the award for the most batshit answers given in a interview.
