Norwegians Decline Offer to Live in Shithole

The people of Norway have declined 'President' Trump's offer to live in a shithole country that has an intolerant political agenda against fellow human beings.

Norwegians Decline Offer to Live in Shithole

The people of Norway have declined ‘President’ Trump’s offer to live in a shithole country that has an intolerant political agenda against fellow human beings.

Actual President of a Country Tweeting about Bullshit

An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.

Actual President of a Country Tweeting about Bullshit

An actual President of a real country spent the day tweeting absolute drivel, regarding some sports players protesting, it emerged today.

Me and My Big Hands – Friday’s Essay By Donald Trump

In an world exclusive, The Druid's Loom has secured the first article written the President of the United States.

Me and My Big Hands – Friday’s Essay By Donald Trump

In an world exclusive, The Druid’s Loom has secured the first article written the President of the United States.

Trump Wins ‘Dumbest Answers in an Interview” Award.

President Donald Trump today gave the 'best answers' in an interview and won the award for the most batshit answers given in a interview.

Trump Wins ‘Dumbest Answers in an Interview” Award.

President Donald Trump gave an interview so fucking insane yesterday that it won the ‘Dumbest Answers in an Interview Award’. A full transcript of the interview is shown below. Trump on Dinner Interviewer: “Mr. President, you will not be attending the annual correspondents association dinner, is that right?” Trump: “Correct. Instead I will be ordering a take-away. That’s eleven million […]

Big Trumper

He is Watching You

Big Trumper

He is Watching You

Dumpty Trumpty

Dumpty Trumpty built a big wall, Dumpty Trumpty had a great fall, All of the Muslims and all of the women, Queued up to push Trumpty off again!

Dumpty Trumpty

Dumpty Trumpty built a big wall,
Dumpty Trumpty had a great fall,
All of the Muslims and all of the women,
Queued up to push Trumpty off again!

Rare Genetic Mutation Discovered in President Trump

Scientists have discovered that Donald Trump, carries a mutated gene that leaves him unable to determine sizes or quantities of anything.

Rare Genetic Mutation Discovered in President Trump

Scientists have discovered that Donald Trump, carries a mutated gene that leaves him unable to determine sizes or quantities of anything.

Known Liar Says Britain “Doing Great” After Brexit

Compulsive liar, Donald Trump, told treacherous liar Michael Gove  that he 'thought' Britain was 'doing great after Brexit', in an interview yesterday.

Known Liar Says Britain “Doing Great” After Brexit

Compulsive liar, Donald Trump, told treacherous liar Michael Gove  that he ‘thought’ Britain was ‘doing great after Brexit’, in an interview yesterday.

Trump Hardware launch new prejudice adhesive ‘No More Mexicans’.

President elect Donny Trump has today unveiled a new product that allows Americans to gel prejudice, racism, misogyny and bigotry into one hate-filled mass. No More Mexicans not only helps build super strength above sombrero height walls but solidifies bitter and left behind views.

Trump Hardware launch new prejudice adhesive ‘No More Mexicans’.

President elect Donny Trump has today unveiled a new product that allows Americans to gel prejudice, racism, misogyny and bigotry into one hate-filled mass. No More Mexicans not only helps build super strength above sombrero height walls but solidifies bitter and left behind views.

Hypocrite To Become Economic Migrant

Walking clump of smegma, Nigel Farage, has decided that he is going to move to America, as it looks like Britain is going to take a battering after Brexit.

Hypocrite To Become Economic Migrant

Walking clump of smegma, Nigel Farage, has decided that he is going to move to America, as it looks like Britain is going to take a battering after Brexit.

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