Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can't stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.
Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can’t stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.
Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.
Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.
Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.
Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.
Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.
Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.
As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis - Today we interview the man who cuts Boris' hair.
As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis – we interview the man who cuts Boris’ hair.
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