Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.
Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.
As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis - Today we interview the man who cuts Boris' hair.
As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis – we interview the man who cuts Boris’ hair.
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Sun 'journalists' were today reclassified as the lowest form of life after trying to impersonate a friend of a Grenfell Tower victim, to secure an exclusive fucking interview.
In a survey taken by The Druid's Loom, we found that people already know that sugary food is bad for them and that taxing it probably won't affect consumption.
A Druid's Loom Contributor, describes in quite staggering detail, her vasectomy; sorry hysterectomy operation.
Britain will be stunned to learn that party leaders, Cameron, Corbyn and the Lib Dem one are planning on having one big political party after a referendum confirms that we are staying in the EU. We understand vast quantities of alcohol and finger food have already been ordered in anticipation.
