The budget. Once the corner-stone of the British financial year - has been reduced to a few ill thought out ideas - spouted from the anus of a moron.
The budget. Once the corner-stone of the British financial year – has been reduced to a few ill thought out ideas – spouted from the anus of a moron.
George Osborne is expected to announce in his budget speech that all schools will no longer be underfunded and full of tired, overworked staff and pupils. They will be underfunded, full of tired overworked staff and pupils AND be part of a failing academy chain, run by a CEO earning over £400,000 a year.
George Osborne is expected to announce in his budget speech that all schools will no longer be underfunded and full of tired, overworked staff and pupils. They will be underfunded, full of tired overworked staff and pupils AND be part of a failing academy chain, run by a CEO earning over £400,000 a year.
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