Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

Jeremy Corbyn has sparked outrage across social media by taking 185 minutes to tweet a brief statement congratulating the Duke and Duchess of Windsor on the birth of their son. The reason for his unforgivable oversight is astonishing, yet predictable.

Corbyn Ignores Royal Birth to Appease a Dragon

Jeremy Corbyn has sparked outrage across social media by taking 185 minutes to tweet a brief statement congratulating the Duke and Duchess of Windsor on the birth of their son. The reason for his unforgivable oversight is astonishing, yet predictable.

Theresa Maybe’s Adventures in Brexit Wonderland

"who are you?" Asked the Corbynpillar, "or more to the point, who am I?"

Theresa Maybe’s Adventures in Brexit Wonderland

“who are you?” Asked the Corbynpillar, “or more to the point, who am I?”

Man’s Train Journey More Important than NHS

Discrepancies over the account of the number of seats available on a fucking train are deemed more important than a report highlighting the dangers of the 7 Day NHS plans, it emerged yesterday.

Man’s Train Journey More Important than NHS

Discrepancies over the account of the number of seats available on a fucking train are deemed more important than a report highlighting the dangers of the 7 Day NHS plans, it emerged yesterday.

Should poor people be allowed to vote?

Should poor people vote? That’s the question on everyone’s lips. So we asked influential think tank ‘The Institute for Sensible Policies for a Sensible Britain’ to investigate.

Should poor people be allowed to vote?

The Institute is an independent research body set up by independently rich people to further their independent political and commercial interests. Lord Nobb of Nobbington, head of policy research at the Institute, gave this illuminating report to The Druids Loom. Poor People ‘Having conducted extensive research we have come to the conclusion that allowing poor […]

Bully Suspended for Mocking Fellow Student’s Clothes

School bully, Rupert Weatherby, was surprised that his Mum was called into the school, and he was given a 3 day suspension, for relentlessly mocking a fellow student about their appearance.

Bully Suspended for Mocking Fellow Student’s Clothes

The incident occurred at Brotherby Gate Secondary Academy, this morning. The victim,  was attempting to answer a question in Geography, when Rupert blurted out “Get a wash you scruffy bastard”. The class teacher remonstrated with Rupert, who initially stopped. However he resumed his verbal attack at break time. Stinky Fart Pants “All I did was call him […]

Threat to Civilisation

Threat to Civilisation

Dear Druid, Whenever I read about Jeremy Corbyn in the media, he is portrayed as one of the greatest threats to civilisation, after an asteroid strike. Recently it was said that he poses a greater threat to the Falkland Islands than Argentina. I met Jeremy a few weeks ago and he seemed a really nice […]