“Oh For F**ks Sake,” say Junior Doctors

Junior Doctors today reacted with dismay when they heard that the man who has ruined their lives, and the lives of their patients decided to have a go at running for Prime Minister

“Oh For F**ks Sake,” say Junior Doctors

Junior Doctors today reacted with dismay when they heard that the man who has ruined their lives, and the lives of their patients decided to have a go at running for Prime Minister

7 Day NHS – Issues Resolved

The government has announced that all the issues surrounding the seven day NHS, and Junior Doctors contracts, have now been resolved, as a think-tank reveals it can be achieved without doctors.

7 Day NHS – Issues Resolved

The government has announced that all the issues surrounding the seven day NHS, and Junior Doctors contracts, have now been resolved, as a think-tank reveals it can be achieved without doctors.

Jeremy Hunt Agrees to Talks

Jeremy Hunt today agreed to enter talks, with the Grim Reaper, in order to sway public opinion over the Junior Doctor's strike.

Jeremy Hunt Agrees to Talks

Jeremy Hunt today agreed to enter talks, with the Grim Reaper, in order to sway public opinion over the Junior Doctor’s strike.

I Really Can’t Be Arsed Anymore – Says Jeremy Hunt

On hearing the news  this morning, and being reminded there is another doctors strike, Jeremy Hunt just rolled over and went back to bed.

I Really Can’t Be Arsed Anymore – Says Jeremy Hunt

On hearing the news  this morning, and being reminded there is another doctors strike, Jeremy Hunt just rolled over and went back to bed.

Sun ‘Journalist’ Regrets Having a Go at Doctors

The Sun 'journalist' who was responsible for the scathing article about Junior Doctors, calling for those who strike to be sacked, regretted his actions when he was diagnosed with cancer of the soul earlier today.

Sun ‘Journalist’ Regrets Having a Go at Doctors

The Sun ‘journalist’ who was responsible for the scathing article about Junior Doctors, calling for those who strike to be sacked, regretted his actions when he was diagnosed with cancer of the soul earlier today.

“La La La La – Not Listening” – Says Jeremy Hunt

Jeremy Hunt today pretended he couldn't hear what the President of the Royal College of Physicians was saying.

“La La La La – Not Listening” – Says Jeremy Hunt

Jeremy Hunt today pretended he couldn’t hear what the President of the Royal College of Physicians was saying.

Courgette Conundrum

Courgette Conundrum

Dear Druid, I am a regular user of online grocery shopping and am frequently concerned by the substitutions made when my preferred item is out of stock. In my most recent order from Tesco, it seems my shopping picker was taking the total piss, when they substituted my request for two courgettes for two marrows. I […]