DNA Test Reveals Archbishop of Canterbury is a Jedi

The Archbishop of Canterbury said today, a DNA test result revealing that his father is actually Darth Vader has come as a "complete surprise".

DNA Test Reveals Archbishop of Canterbury is a Jedi

The Archbishop of Canterbury has said a DNA test result revealing the his father is actually Darth Vader has come as a “complete surprise”.

“Some of My Best Mates are Black” says Archbishop of Canterbury

The Archbishop of Canterbury today said that he is not racist and some of his best mates are black. He went on to add however that, he is a bit scared of the grubby, scary looking ones who, in fear of their lives, are desperately trying to flee an oppressive regime.

“Some of My Best Mates are Black” says Archbishop of Canterbury

Justin Welby, the senior bishop and principal leader of the Church of England explained today that he is pretty scared of these foreign types that are entering his country. As a person who heads up a religion that preaches tolerance; he explained that he believes it is not racist  to be a little bit nervous of […]