Today, Nicky Morgan announced that she is getting increasingly jealous of Jeremy Hunt's ability to piss off the Junior Doctors. As a result she is about to launch an all out assault on the teaching profession.
Today, Nicky Morgan announced that she is getting increasingly jealous of Jeremy Hunt’s ability to piss off the Junior Doctors. As a result she is about to launch an all out assault on the teaching profession.
The Education Secretary, Nicky Morgan, today released her plans to reduce the imbalance in state school funding across the country.
There are currently a huge difference into the amount of money each pupil receives to fund their education in state schools. Some schools, for example, can receive over £2000 more per pupil than those in other areas. Grossly Unfair A spokesperson from the Department of Education, Simon Rabies, told The Druid’s Loom “It is grossly […]
Nicky Morgan, yesterday tried to persuade teachers that she knew best and that testing children until they bleed is good for them.
Looking like a rabbit caught in the headlights of a fast moving car, an apparently terrified Nicky Morgan filmed an agonisingly patronising video, that assumed that all teachers and educationalists are stupid and don’t know what they are talking about. Auto-cue Staring for some reason, slightly above the camera; presumably reading an auto-cue prepared by one […]
The Archbishop of Canterbury today said that he is not racist and some of his best mates are black. He went on to add however that, he is a bit scared of the grubby, scary looking ones who, in fear of their lives, are desperately trying to flee an oppressive regime.