Gove and Morgan to Take on New Roles in Education

Former Education Secretaries, Michael Gove and Nicky Morgan are to take on new roles in the education sector after being sacked by Theresa May. Both intend to become teachers.

Gove and Morgan to Take on New Roles in Education

Former Education Secretaries, Michael Gove and Nicky Morgan are to take on new roles in the education sector after being sacked by Theresa May. Both intend to become teachers.

Nicky Morgan Jealous of Jeremy Hunt

Today, Nicky Morgan announced that she is getting increasingly jealous of Jeremy Hunt's ability to piss off the Junior Doctors. As a result she is about to launch an all out assault on the teaching profession.

Nicky Morgan Jealous of Jeremy Hunt

Today, Nicky Morgan announced that she is getting increasingly jealous of Jeremy Hunt’s ability to piss off the Junior Doctors. As a result she is about to launch an all out assault on the teaching profession.

Teacher Workload Crisis Solved – Say Department for Education

The Department for Education announced today, that the teacher workload crisis had been averted, as teachers are now working more overtime than any other professional to compensate.

Teacher Workload Crisis Solved – Say Department for Education

The Department for Education announced today, that the teacher workload crisis had been averted, as teachers are now working more overtime than any other professional to compensate.

Why Didn’t You Tell Us Baseline Tests were Bollocks? Ministers ask Teachers

The Department of Education angrily asked teachers yesterday, why they didn't point out that the new baseline tests were an utterly crap idea and a meaningless accountability measure.

Why Didn’t You Tell Us Baseline Tests were Bollocks? Ministers ask Teachers

The Department of Education angrily asked teachers yesterday, why they didn’t point out that the new baseline tests were an utterly crap idea and a meaningless accountability measure.

Nicky Morgan Introduces Fairer School Funding Formula

The Education Secretary, Nicky Morgan, today released her plans to reduce the imbalance in state school funding across the country.

Nicky Morgan Introduces Fairer School Funding Formula

There are currently a huge difference into the amount of money each pupil receives to fund their education in state schools. Some schools, for example, can receive over £2000 more per pupil than those in other areas. Grossly Unfair A spokesperson from the Department of Education, Simon Rabies, told The Druid’s Loom “It is grossly […]

Nicky Morgan Unconvincingly Reassures Teachers

Nicky Morgan, yesterday tried to persuade teachers that she knew best and that testing children until they bleed is good for them.

Nicky Morgan Unconvincingly Reassures Teachers

Looking like a rabbit caught in the headlights of a fast moving car, an apparently terrified Nicky Morgan filmed an agonisingly patronising video, that assumed that all teachers and educationalists are stupid and don’t know what they are talking about. Auto-cue Staring for some reason, slightly above the camera; presumably reading an auto-cue prepared by one […]