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Commuter Rail Fares to Include “Pound of Flesh” Option.

By Druids Loom Reporter on January 2, 2018   News, Politics, UK News  

After the new price rises for the average rail fares, train companies now  include a 'pound of flesh' option for those unable to pay.

Commuter Rail Fares to Include “Pound of Flesh” Option.

After the new price rises for the average rail fares, train companies now  include a ‘pound of flesh’ option for those unable to pay.

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