The Purpose of SATs – A Poem, by the Department for Education

The Department for Education explains the purpose of SATs through the medium of poetry.

The Department for Education explains the purpose of SATs through the medium of poetry.

Letter ‘E’ no Longer Considered Creditworthy in New SATs.

New guidelines from the Department of Education today suggest that the letter "E" is being overused in the English language and in future children should only use it, if the word actually begins with the letter.

Letter ‘E’ no Longer Considered Creditworthy in New SATs.

The move comes after the exclamation mark has been restricted to sentences that begin with ‘what’ or ‘how’ –  as it was felt that children had become over reliant on the plucky little punctuation feature! Common Letter Jnny Grnway a bizarre spokesperson from the Dpartmnt of Education told The Druid’s Loom. “The letter ‘e’ is the most common […]

Nicky Morgan Unconvincingly Reassures Teachers

Nicky Morgan, yesterday tried to persuade teachers that she knew best and that testing children until they bleed is good for them.

Nicky Morgan Unconvincingly Reassures Teachers

Looking like a rabbit caught in the headlights of a fast moving car, an apparently terrified Nicky Morgan filmed an agonisingly patronising video, that assumed that all teachers and educationalists are stupid and don’t know what they are talking about. Auto-cue Staring for some reason, slightly above the camera; presumably reading an auto-cue prepared by one […]