Teach Children in Small Chunks, Says Senior Citizen Egg Sucking Mentor.

Minister for State Schools, Nick Gibb -  trying to demonstrate that he knows loads about evidence based educational research - patronisingly explained that teaching children small bits of information over a period of time was better than trying to teach everything at once.

Teach Children in Small Chunks, Says Senior Citizen Egg Sucking Mentor.

Minister for State Schools, Nick Gibb –  trying to demonstrate that he knows loads about evidence based educational research – patronisingly explained that teaching children small bits of information over a period of time was better than trying to teach everything at once.

Educated People a Right Pain in the Arse, Say Government

People who are educated, and can form rational arguments that rely on fact based evidence, are a total pain in the arse, the Government announced today, as they significantly cut education spending to most schools.

Educated People a Right Pain in the Arse, Say Government

People who are educated, and can form rational arguments that rely on fact based evidence, are a total pain in the arse, the Government announced today, as they significantly cut education spending to most schools.

Consigning Children to the Bin at 11, is Great, says Theresa May.

The Prime Minister today told eleven year old children, who have not reached developmental maturity, that if they don't pass the 11 plus, their lives will be in tatters.

Consigning Children to the Bin at 11, is Great, says Theresa May.

The Prime Minister today told eleven year old children, who have not reached developmental maturity, that if they don’t pass the 11 plus, their lives will be in tatters.

“Oh Shit!” say Teachers.

As teachers awoke this morning they collectively said "Oh Shit!", at the soul wrenching realisation that it was the first day of the school year.

“Oh Shit!” say Teachers.

As teachers awoke this morning they collectively said “Oh Shit!”, at the soul wrenching realisation that it was the first day of the school year.

Sharp Fall in Attractive Girls Getting A-Level Results

There has been a worrying decline in the number of sexy teenage girls collecting their A-Level results this year - according to official observations released by the Daily Mail.

Sharp Fall in Attractive Girls Getting A-Level Results

There has been a worrying decline in the number of sexy teenage girls collecting their A-Level results this year – according to official observations released by the Daily Mail.

Report Shows Selective Schools Perform Better than Non-Selective Schools

The Prime Minister, has pledged to introduce more Grammar schools, after a blindingly obvious report showed schools that select children based on their ability to pass exams, perform better at exams  than schools who don't.

Report Shows Selective Schools Perform Better than Non-Selective Schools

The Prime Minister, has pledged to introduce more Grammar schools, after a blindingly obvious report showed schools that select children based on their ability to pass exams, perform better at exams  than schools who don’t.

Gove and Morgan to Take on New Roles in Education

Former Education Secretaries, Michael Gove and Nicky Morgan are to take on new roles in the education sector after being sacked by Theresa May. Both intend to become teachers.

Gove and Morgan to Take on New Roles in Education

Former Education Secretaries, Michael Gove and Nicky Morgan are to take on new roles in the education sector after being sacked by Theresa May. Both intend to become teachers.

Airlines to Start Using Non-Pilots as Captains

After the Department For Education announced the appointment of non-teacher, Amanda Spielman as the new Ofsted Chief Inspector, other industries are beginning to follow suit.

Airlines to Start Using Non-Pilots as Captains

After the Department For Education announced the appointment of non-teacher, Amanda Spielman as the new Ofsted Chief Inspector, other industries are beginning to follow suit.

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