The comments came today after the Department of Education announced that it was going to increase the length of the school day.
“Basically teachers are a right pain in the arse, with an opinion about everything.” Julie Fartburger a Department of Education spokesperson told us.
Mrs Fartburger, who is Head of “Teacher Bothering” explained, “Do they really think nothing is going to happen when they piss us off? Haven’t they learned from last time? When they moaned about workload – we messed up their pensions – it’s going to keep happening, bloody idiots!“
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Before leaving Mrs Fartburger added, “They moaned when we filled up the curriculum with so much stuff there was no room for subjects like art, drama and music – now when we give them more time, they moan again. We can’t win!‘”