The Druid’s Loom – A Week in Numbers

How many NHS receptionists farted in front of patients? What did 16 people do, at the Sports Direct Warehouse? Only the Druid has the answers!

Is it me, or did that receptionist just fart?
Is it me, or did that receptionist just fart?
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What surprising events have been going on in the world this week? The Druid’s Loom, sums it up with the ever popular “Week in Numbers”

See if you can guess what the “fact” is before you click on the number to reveal the answer!

1
1 – The number of crayons removed from pensioners ears.
176
176 – The number of times Liam Fox insulted British businesses in a single speech
11
11 – The number of NHS receptionists who farted in front of patients.
3
3 – The number of times a mobility scooter was involved in a post office ram raid.
1.7 billion
1.7 Billion – The number of youtube hits received by the video of Katie Hopkins getting tear gassed.
0
0 – The number of times Boris Johnson combed his hair.
17
17 –  The number of children who were born in the toilets of a Sports Direct Gulag Warehouse.
150
150 – The number of times an average junior doctor ‘accidentally’ called Jeremy Hunt, Jeremy Cunt.
44
44 – The number of alleged zombie encounters in Sports Direct Stores
5
5 –  The number of times Phillip Hammond masturbated during a cabinet meeting.

 

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