The Druid’s Loom – A Week in Numbers

How many shopkeepers have been bitten by bats? What were 3 women's institute members caught doing? These questions and many more are answered in this week's - "A Week in Numbers."

Shopping Trolleys - They Get Everywhere
Shopping Trolleys – They Get Everywhere
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There are so many little incidents and events going on in the world today that it’s really hard to keep track of them all. This new feature, from The Druid’s Loom, aims to summarise all these events in one place.

See if you can guess what the “fact” is before you click on the number to reveal the answer!

 

14
14 Meat and potato pies have been sold to vegetarians.
3
3 Traffic wardens have slipped in dogshit
7
7 Shopping trolleys have been recovered from care homes.
13
13 Milkmen have got their foreskin caught in their zipper
12
12 members of the Home Affairs Select Committee used rent boys
2
2 Ginger Kids have been spotted eating ginger nut biscuits
3
3 Women’s Institute members have been arrested for dogging.
22
22 Pigeons lost a foot.
41
41 Mums lied to their kids about the ice-cream man having nothing left
84
84 Shopkeepers have been bitten by bats.
6
6 traffic wardens had a parking ticket shoved up their arse. (Note: Two of these were inserted by the traffic warden themselves as an act of sexual pleasure.

 

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