Random Articles from the Archives
As teachers awoke this morning they collectively said "Oh Shit!", at the soul wrenching realisation that it was the first day of the school year.
A Lincolnshire man was today worried he may have become an enemy of the people, after he suggested that he thought Brexit was a crap idea.
The loveable, roly poly, village idiot, played by Boris Johnson, may make great TV viewing as he bumbles through an episode of 'Have I Got News for You'; but as a Foreign Secretary, he is utter shite and a national embarrassment.
The CIA have, this afternoon, taken the unusual precaution of fitting child proof locks to the nuclear button in the Oval Office.