‘What British People Really Think’ – About Kelvin McKenzie

Do me a favour, and this may surprise you, but if Kelvin McKenzie steps out in front of your car DON'T run him over. The life of this washed up mouthpiece, really isn't worth the damage his ample frame would cause to your vehicle.

No Copyright Free Images exist of Kelvin Mckenzie, so we went for the next best thing
No Copyright Free Images exist of Kelvin Mckenzie, so we went for the next best thing
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The facts that emerge from the TIT poll are hardly surprising.

  • 90 per cent think he is a twat
  • 8 per cent think he is an arse
  • 1.9999999 per cent think he is a {insert expletive of your choice here}
  • Kelvin Mckenzie (0.0000001 per cent) thinks he worthy of a soap box in a national newspaper.

Obvious as these statistics are, it is clear that there is a chasm, becoming wider everyday, between the views of Kelvin Mckenzie and the rest of us.

You will be pleased to know that Kelvin Mckenzie likes living in Britain mainly because we let him get on with his vile spouting of hate and bigotry without hinderance.

A sizeable majority of the British people would actually prefer to live their lives as far away from Kelvin Mckenzie as possible – and who can blame them.

We would be interested to hear your views in the comments section below.

 

 

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Colin Lunt

May the fleas if a thousand camels infest his armpits