The facts that emerge from the TIT poll are hardly surprising.

• 90 per cent think he is a twat
• 8 per cent think he is an arse
• 1.9999999 per cent think he is a {insert expletive of your choice here}
• Kelvin Mckenzie (0.0000001 per cent) thinks he worthy of a soap box in a national newspaper.

Obvious as these statistics are, it is clear that there is a chasm, becoming wider everyday, between the views of Kelvin Mckenzie and the rest of us.

You will be pleased to know that Kelvin Mckenzie likes living in Britain mainly because we let him get on with his vile spouting of hate and bigotry without hinderance.

A sizeable majority of the British people would actually prefer to live their lives as far away from Kelvin Mckenzie as possible – and who can blame them.

We would be interested to hear your views in the comments section below.

  KelvinMcKenzie, TheSun