White Oven

For Sale
White Cooker – £100 Electric cooker 6 months old, hardly used, excellent clean condition 19″ wide 35″ high 23″ depth £100 Ono Collection Only

Buyer
Hi, I’m interested in buying your Cooker. Hi, I am really interested in this as it is almost brand new. Do you know if it is available in silver?

Seller
It’s white
Buyer
Okay, thank you. That could work for me. Is it collection only, or are you willing to deliver for a small price.
Seller
Where’s delivery to?

Buyer
[Close by town]

Seller
If you can collect that would be easier
Buyer
How about the silver one? Can you deliver that?
Seller
I have only got a white cooker and white fridge freezer
Buyer
Is the fridge freezer for sale too?
 Seller
Yes it is
 Seller
This is the white fridge freezer
[picture of fridge freezer]
Seller
This is the white cooker
[Picture of cooker]
 Buyer
 what does the silver one look like
 Seller
I don’t have a silver one
Do you want these
 Buyer
No. I’m after a silver microwave. You don’t have one of those do you?
 Seller
You are taking the piss now
Bloody time waster !!!

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