Random Articles from the Archives
As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid's Loom launches it's own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday
The A20 has been dubbed the new English Riviera; as thousands of holidaymakers decide to spend their summer break in a static queue that smells of lorry driver piss.
The government has announced that all the issues surrounding the seven day NHS, and Junior Doctors contracts, have now been resolved, as a think-tank reveals it can be achieved without doctors.
A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.