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Once a Hunt, always a Hunt!

by Druid's Loom Reporter | Nov 18, 2023 | Health, News, Politics

Chancellor Jeremy Hunt, in a move that’s nothing short of a ‘Complete Hunt’ strategy, has unveiled a controversial plan today that’s turning heads—and not in a good way. The Chancellor is apparently eyeing the funds currently going to the...

Chain Smoking, Sun Bed Addict, Unnecessarily Worried About Burnt Toast.

by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 23, 2022 | Health, News

Freda Frumpybot, a 45-year-old, business executive from Burton on Trent, was left shitting himself yesterday when she read an article in the Daily Mail about burnt toast causing cancer. Acrylamide The article explained how toast burning can cause the formation of the...

Young Minds Matter? – Just Give ’em a Slap!

by Robert Little-England | Jun 13, 2022 | Columnists, Health

There has been a lot of fuss and ‘woke’ nonsense recently about young people’s mental “health” issues. I have always struggled with the concept of “mental health”. As far as I am concerned, it is just another name for “being lazy”. The number of...

Let’s all just “move on” says Coronavirus

by Lee Hartley | Jun 4, 2020 | Health, News

A spokesman for the Coronavirus Pandemic today emphatically suggested that we should all just “bloody well move on” and ignore the actual events that are actually happening around us in a absolutely horrifying manner. The Coronavirus Pandemic has asked...

We’d Rather Give our Data to Satan, than Dominic Cummings

by Druid's Loom Reporter | May 28, 2020 | Health, News, Politics

The British People have decided that they would rather hand over their personal details to Beelzebub himself, than allow Dominic Cummings and Boris Johnson to get their grubby little hands all over it. Beady Eyes “A few weeks ago I thought the NHS App would be...

Clap for Wheelie Bins

by Druid's Loom Reporter | Apr 4, 2020 | Health, News

It started with “Clap for the NHS”, which was lovely. Then someone suggested “Clap for Boris”, which many people enjoyed not doing. Finally, some mentalist came up with “Clap for Kids”, for some fucking reason. Campaign The Druid’s Loom is now proud to launch...

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