Excess saliva producing freak, asks Clifton Turtle for advice with French kissing.
A reader is concerned about the downward curve on his love truncheon.
A journalist for the Daily Mail, is concerned that he might be gay.
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Got A Problem? — Clifton Can Help
If you have an embarrassing problem, why not send it to us at the Druid's Loom, so the public can have a chuckle at your expense.
Clifton will do his best to offer you support and advice, but please note, he is a borderline psychopath with the emotional intelligence of a slug.
Send details of your ailment or predicament to – problem@druidsloom.co.uk or fill in the form at the bottom of the page. We regret, that whilst we receive many hundreds of pictures of disfigured genitals, we are unable to publish them, on this site.
