by Druid's Loom Reporter | Nov 18, 2023 | Health, News, Politics
Chancellor Jeremy Hunt, in a move that’s nothing short of a ‘Complete Hunt’ strategy, has unveiled a controversial plan today that’s turning heads—and not in a good way. The Chancellor is apparently eyeing the funds currently going to the...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Nov 17, 2023 | News, Science and Technology, Showbiz
Scientists at the Australian Environmental Department were startled to discover a menacing alien toad species lurking in the jungle. B.O This toad features a grotesque, amphibioid look complete with yellow-stained teeth and emits a foul odour likened to a blend of...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jul 1, 2022 | News, Politics, UK
The British public, reacted with utter revulsion, yesterday, after it emerged that Boris Johnson, was caught getting his Johnson noshed off, by his then mistress Carrie Symonds. The horrifying incident occurred in Boris’ parliamentary office, whilst he was...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 25, 2022 | International, News
Gun promoting psychopaths in the US yesterday decided that the best time to abort a child is after they have started school. Scared “Every life is sacred”, dribbled Chesney Wallfuker, a red neck, staunched, Republican from Texas. “It says in the Bible thou shalt not...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 23, 2022 | Health, News
Freda Frumpybot, a 45-year-old, business executive from Burton on Trent, was left shitting himself yesterday when she read an article in the Daily Mail about burnt toast causing cancer. Acrylamide The article explained how toast burning can cause the formation of the...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 22, 2022 | News, UK
Cheap and nasty airline, Ryanair, has today decided to rename itself ‘Ryanground’, to reflect the fact that none of its aeroplanes actually fly any more. Classic Ryanair Contempt 400,000 passengers were treated with utter contempt today, as they were told...
