by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 12, 2022 | News, Politics, UK
It has taken a long time to secure an afternoon with Priti Patel. As she glided into the room, the temperature noticeably fell. The short, dumpy Home Secretary, complete with her trademark smirk, drifted eerily to a small leather armchair, and settled down. “You may...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 11, 2022 | News, Politics
Member of Parliament, Heather Wheeler was today described by the people of Birmingham and Blackpool as “Godawful”, after she expressed dislike of their respective towns. Justified Many of the residents of these towns believe that this comment is justified, as her...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 10, 2022 | News, Politics
Master of distraction, and useless village idiot, Boris Johnson, yesterday unveiled, a hastily written policy in order to cover for his own failings. Save His Own Skin If an effort to save his own skin, the Prime Minister announced that people, living “hand to mouth”,...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 7, 2022 | News, Politics
The hopeless embarrassment, Boris Johnson – who in-between parties, and writing books is also the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom – got away with it again today. Vote of No Confidence After narrowly winning a vote of no confidence, yesterday, Boris swaggered back...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | May 28, 2020 | Health, News, Politics
The British People have decided that they would rather hand over their personal details to Beelzebub himself, than allow Dominic Cummings and Boris Johnson to get their grubby little hands all over it. Beady Eyes “A few weeks ago I thought the NHS App would be...
by David Swyneprodder | Feb 17, 2016 | News, Politics
The new Bill gives provision for the police to detain and imprison anyone who uses body language in a threatening or antisocial manner, or in a way that is likely to promote terrorism. Tut-Tut Using robust legal research methodology, The Druid’s Loom has been...
