Feltz Farce

Reader Matthew Blumpington, has his soul torn in two, whilst listening to the wailing harridan Vanessa Feltz

Feltz Farce

Reader Matthew Blumpington, has his soul torn in two, whilst listening to the wailing harridan Vanessa Feltz

Richard Littlejohn’s Brexit Hypocrisy

Richard Littlejohn’s Brexit Hypocrisy

Dear Druid, After reading one of Richard Littlejohn’s columns in the Daily Mail, I was impressed by the way he wholeheartedly threw his ample weight behind the Brexit campaign. It is clearly an area  that he feels very strongly about. Whilst much of the ‘information’ he provides is poorly researched with factual anomalies, one has to […]

Maverick Mayhem

Maverick Mayhem

Dear Druid, Recently the chief inspector for schools, Sir Michael Wilshaw, told the media how the teaching profession needed more mavericks; more teachers willing to take risks during lessons. Following his advice I decided to risk having a great big fart during one of my lessons, instead of nipping out into the corridor like I usually […]

2 Girls 1 Cup

2 Girls 1 Cup

Dear Druid, I recently took my two daughters to Alton Towers and we were having a lovely time. However the drinks were really expensive so I decided that I should buy one refillable cup for my girls to share. I went to the drinks stand and asked for one cup. The attendant looked at my […]

Situation Vacant

Situation Vacant

Dear Druid, Howdy I was visted your website on 3/9/2016 and I’m am very interested. I’m am currently looking for work either full time or as a intern to get experience in the field. Please review my Resume and let me know what you think. Best, — Naoma Fassett The Druid Replies: Hi, Naoma  Thanks […]

Seems Legit

Seems Legit

Dear Druid, I am glad to know you, but God knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be afraid, I am the above named person Mrs Halima Soufian Alao, I am from Damascus Syrian Arab Republic, presently seeking asylum in Burkina […]