Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.
Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.
There was shock yesterday, when some students in a computer science lesson, actually did some work instead of reading high quality satire websites online.
There was shock yesterday, when some students in a computer science lesson, actually did some work instead of reading high quality satire websites online.
With this year’s GCSE results being released today, Government ministers have announced that in future, the results will become even more difficult than the actual exams themselves.
With this year’s GCSE results being released today, Government ministers have announced that in future, the results will become even more difficult than the actual exams themselves.
People who are educated, and can form rational arguments that rely on fact based evidence, are a total pain in the arse, the Government announced today, as they significantly cut education spending to most schools.
People who are educated, and can form rational arguments that rely on fact based evidence, are a total pain in the arse, the Government announced today, as they significantly cut education spending to most schools.
The Prime Minister today told eleven year old children, who have not reached developmental maturity, that if they don't pass the 11 plus, their lives will be in tatters.
The Prime Minister today told eleven year old children, who have not reached developmental maturity, that if they don’t pass the 11 plus, their lives will be in tatters.
There has been a worrying decline in the number of sexy teenage girls collecting their A-Level results this year - according to official observations released by the Daily Mail.
There has been a worrying decline in the number of sexy teenage girls collecting their A-Level results this year – according to official observations released by the Daily Mail.
It emerged today that some schools are planning to charge students £2 to take a dump and £1 to have a wee, after funding cuts mean they can no longer afford toilet paper, and those little yellow urinal cakes.
Morons, who don't like being in control of their 2 ton vehicles, have reacted with anger over government proposals to cut the drink-drive limit to just one pint.
There have been reports today of a large explosion at the offices of the Daily Mail and Mail Online, as staff tried to write articles about the new female Dr Who.
