Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.
Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.
There was shock yesterday, when some students in a computer science lesson, actually did some work instead of reading high quality satire websites online.
There was shock yesterday, when some students in a computer science lesson, actually did some work instead of reading high quality satire websites online.
With this year’s GCSE results being released today, Government ministers have announced that in future, the results will become even more difficult than the actual exams themselves.
With this year’s GCSE results being released today, Government ministers have announced that in future, the results will become even more difficult than the actual exams themselves.
People who are educated, and can form rational arguments that rely on fact based evidence, are a total pain in the arse, the Government announced today, as they significantly cut education spending to most schools.
People who are educated, and can form rational arguments that rely on fact based evidence, are a total pain in the arse, the Government announced today, as they significantly cut education spending to most schools.
The Prime Minister today told eleven year old children, who have not reached developmental maturity, that if they don't pass the 11 plus, their lives will be in tatters.
The Prime Minister today told eleven year old children, who have not reached developmental maturity, that if they don’t pass the 11 plus, their lives will be in tatters.
There has been a worrying decline in the number of sexy teenage girls collecting their A-Level results this year - according to official observations released by the Daily Mail.
There has been a worrying decline in the number of sexy teenage girls collecting their A-Level results this year – according to official observations released by the Daily Mail.
Following Andrea Leadsom's announcement that British tea, jam and biscuits will be at the heart of Britain's brexit trade plans, the WI have dispatched a trade envoy to forge trade deals across the world.
A Liverpool man has divorced his wife for unreasonable behaviour - jogging with her head positioned lower than her ass. Sid Splat, 54, tells his sorry tale to the Druids's Loom.
The ever delightful owner of the Wetherspoons pubs, Tim Martin (who told Remainers to "put a sock in it" earlier this year), has decided to launch his own Brexit Manifesto on the back of a beermat...
The whole of The NHS has been struck down with an emetic inducing virus caused by faint praise from the Health Secretary with the words 'hard working' and 'great job' proving to be particularly virulent. With no known antidote, the moronvirus appears to be impossible to eradicate.
