UKIP Plan to Burn Degenerate Literature on Guy Fawkes Night

Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.

UKIP Plan to Burn Degenerate Literature on Guy Fawkes Night

Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.

Computer Science Students Actually Do Some Work

There was shock yesterday, when some students in a computer science lesson, actually did some work instead of reading high quality satire websites online.

Computer Science Students Actually Do Some Work

There was shock yesterday, when some students in a computer science lesson, actually did some work instead of reading high quality satire websites online.

GCSE Results More Complicated than Actual GCSE Exams

With this year’s GCSE results being released today, Government ministers have announced that in future, the results will become even more difficult than the actual exams themselves.

GCSE Results More Complicated than Actual GCSE Exams

With this year’s GCSE results being released today, Government ministers have announced that in future, the results will become even more difficult than the actual exams themselves.

British Summer Holidays to be Renamed “Autumn Holidays”

The school summer holidays in Britain are to be renamed "Autumn Holidays", it was announced today.

British Summer Holidays to be Renamed  “Autumn Holidays”

The school summer holidays in Britain are to be renamed “Autumn Holidays”, it was announced today.

Duchess to Do Own Mob Hits After Chief Fixer Retires

Duchess of Cambridge is to learn the ancient art of wetworks after her right hand woman selfishly retires.

Duchess to Do Own Mob Hits After Chief Fixer Retires

Duchess of Cambridge is to learn the ancient art of wetworks after her right hand woman selfishly retires.

Educated People a Right Pain in the Arse, Say Government

People who are educated, and can form rational arguments that rely on fact based evidence, are a total pain in the arse, the Government announced today, as they significantly cut education spending to most schools.

Educated People a Right Pain in the Arse, Say Government

People who are educated, and can form rational arguments that rely on fact based evidence, are a total pain in the arse, the Government announced today, as they significantly cut education spending to most schools.

Druid’s Loom – Review of the Year

The Druid's Loom looks back at 2016 and offers an in depth analysis.

Druid’s Loom – Review of the Year

The Druid’s Loom looks back at 2016 and offers an in depth analysis.

Consigning Children to the Bin at 11, is Great, says Theresa May.

The Prime Minister today told eleven year old children, who have not reached developmental maturity, that if they don't pass the 11 plus, their lives will be in tatters.

Consigning Children to the Bin at 11, is Great, says Theresa May.

The Prime Minister today told eleven year old children, who have not reached developmental maturity, that if they don’t pass the 11 plus, their lives will be in tatters.

“Oh Shit!” say Teachers.

As teachers awoke this morning they collectively said "Oh Shit!", at the soul wrenching realisation that it was the first day of the school year.

“Oh Shit!” say Teachers.

As teachers awoke this morning they collectively said “Oh Shit!”, at the soul wrenching realisation that it was the first day of the school year.

Sharp Fall in Attractive Girls Getting A-Level Results

There has been a worrying decline in the number of sexy teenage girls collecting their A-Level results this year - according to official observations released by the Daily Mail.

Sharp Fall in Attractive Girls Getting A-Level Results

There has been a worrying decline in the number of sexy teenage girls collecting their A-Level results this year – according to official observations released by the Daily Mail.

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