by Druid's Loom Reporter | Nov 17, 2023 | News, Science and Technology, Showbiz
Scientists at the Australian Environmental Department were startled to discover a menacing alien toad species lurking in the jungle. B.O This toad features a grotesque, amphibioid look complete with yellow-stained teeth and emits a foul odour likened to a blend of...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 20, 2022 | News, Showbiz, UK
The fictional British secret agent, James Bond, 007, has been suspended amid a number of salacious allegations dating back to 1962. Bond, James Bond GCHQ issued a statement today, explaining why the man, who has saved the world on no fewer than 24 times, will be...
by Harmony Blossom | Jun 19, 2022 | Columnists, Showbiz
The entertainment world was rocked by the exciting news that The Proclaimers were both going to start a suite of A-Level courses at a Sixth Form college in the midlands, 500 miles from their home town. They were planning on studying on the South Coast, but deemed that...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 13, 2018 | Showbiz
The BBC were inundated with complaints today as an episode of Postman Pat was broadcast. It contained themes of an ‘adult nature’, explicit imagery and a plethora of hardcore depravity. Pornhub Parents were horrified as the episode began with Pat using the...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Feb 1, 2016 | Arts, News, Showbiz
Fans of the popular 1980s hit TV sitcom “Hi-De-Hi” reacted with excitement at the news that it’s going to be remade for cinema. This follows on from the success of the “Dad’s Army” big screen release earlier this year. Term Time Only In a bold move away...
