After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn't at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid's Loom.
After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn’t at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid’s Loom.
The BBC have been urged to read a dictionary today, as they described the upcoming Christmas 'special' of Mrs Brown's Boys, as a 'treat'.
The BBC have been urged to read a dictionary today, as they described the upcoming Christmas ‘special’ of Mrs Brown’s Boys, as a ‘treat’.
The Queen blames husband for allowing Buckingham Palace to fall into state of disrepair, accusing him of being ' bloody useless around the house'. The Queen stated ' One has exhausted all options,one has nowhere else to go, one had to contact Nick Knowles DIY SOS ' she said, on The One Show.
The Queen blames husband for allowing Buckingham Palace to fall into state of disrepair, accusing him of being ‘ bloody useless around the house’. The Queen stated ‘ One has exhausted all options,one has nowhere else to go, one had to contact Nick Knowles DIY SOS ‘ she said, on The One Show.
Reader Matthew Blumpington, has his soul torn in two, whilst listening to the wailing harridan Vanessa Feltz
Reader Matthew Blumpington, has his soul torn in two, whilst listening to the wailing harridan Vanessa Feltz
Terry Kumquat, from Darlington was quite pleased today, when the BBC announced that they would be removing thousands of recipes from their food website.
Terry Kumquat, from Darlington was quite pleased today, when the BBC announced that they would be removing thousands of recipes from their food website.
After the Culture Secretary, John Whittingdale, said the BBC should concentrate on more 'distinctive' programming, he published his own 'approved' Saturday Night schedule. The Druid's Loom was lucky enough to get a sneak preview!
After the Culture Secretary, John Whittingdale, said the BBC should concentrate on more ‘distinctive’ programming, he published his own ‘approved’ Saturday Night schedule. The Druid’s Loom was lucky enough to get a sneak preview!
The Bias Broadcasting Corporation is to hire Ri Chun-hee, the North Korean news anchor, to front its revamped 'State News at Ten' program.
The Bias Broadcasting Corporation is to hire Ri Chun-hee, the North Korean news anchor, to front its revamped ‘State News at Ten’ program.
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McDonalds announced today that it has begun trialling the use of robots in certain 'restaurants'. The fast-food giant believes they are cheaper, cleaner and offer a much more welcoming customer service experience, than their human counterpart.
Coward, Boris Johnson, today deserted his country and left a right fucking mess for someone else to clear up.
Former Education Secretaries, Michael Gove and Nicky Morgan are to take on new roles in the education sector after being sacked by Theresa May. Both intend to become teachers.
Silverback Gorilla, Kumbuka, proper lost his shit yesterday, after being taunted by a load of twats.
