After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn't at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid's Loom.
After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn’t at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid’s Loom.
The BBC have been urged to read a dictionary today, as they described the upcoming Christmas 'special' of Mrs Brown's Boys, as a 'treat'.
The BBC have been urged to read a dictionary today, as they described the upcoming Christmas ‘special’ of Mrs Brown’s Boys, as a ‘treat’.
The Queen blames husband for allowing Buckingham Palace to fall into state of disrepair, accusing him of being ' bloody useless around the house'. The Queen stated ' One has exhausted all options,one has nowhere else to go, one had to contact Nick Knowles DIY SOS ' she said, on The One Show.
The Queen blames husband for allowing Buckingham Palace to fall into state of disrepair, accusing him of being ‘ bloody useless around the house’. The Queen stated ‘ One has exhausted all options,one has nowhere else to go, one had to contact Nick Knowles DIY SOS ‘ she said, on The One Show.
Reader Matthew Blumpington, has his soul torn in two, whilst listening to the wailing harridan Vanessa Feltz
Reader Matthew Blumpington, has his soul torn in two, whilst listening to the wailing harridan Vanessa Feltz
Terry Kumquat, from Darlington was quite pleased today, when the BBC announced that they would be removing thousands of recipes from their food website.
Terry Kumquat, from Darlington was quite pleased today, when the BBC announced that they would be removing thousands of recipes from their food website.
After the Culture Secretary, John Whittingdale, said the BBC should concentrate on more 'distinctive' programming, he published his own 'approved' Saturday Night schedule. The Druid's Loom was lucky enough to get a sneak preview!
After the Culture Secretary, John Whittingdale, said the BBC should concentrate on more ‘distinctive’ programming, he published his own ‘approved’ Saturday Night schedule. The Druid’s Loom was lucky enough to get a sneak preview!
The Bias Broadcasting Corporation is to hire Ri Chun-hee, the North Korean news anchor, to front its revamped 'State News at Ten' program.
The Bias Broadcasting Corporation is to hire Ri Chun-hee, the North Korean news anchor, to front its revamped ‘State News at Ten’ program.
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National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.
The British public, on both sides of the "Brexit" argument, had hoped they had seen the last of Nigel Farage - following UKIP's poor display in the general election. They have today reacted with dismay, as they realised it is likely they now face at least four more months of his stupid face in the public eye.
Brexit campaigners have today copyrighted the term "scaremongering" so it can only be used to counter any logical argument put forward by the "Stronger In" brigade.
The Daily Mail is considering a bid to buy Yahoo and turn the internet into a turd pile of hate and bigotry. By combining the racist and homophobic rants of Richard Littlejohn, with the gaudy tabloid style of Yahoo, the resulting online megalith will quite literally be the stuff of nightmares.
