Airlines to Start Using Non-Pilots as Captains

After the Department For Education announced the appointment of non-teacher, Amanda Spielman as the new Ofsted Chief Inspector, other industries are beginning to follow suit.

Airlines to Start Using Non-Pilots as Captains

After the Department For Education announced the appointment of non-teacher, Amanda Spielman as the new Ofsted Chief Inspector, other industries are beginning to follow suit.

“I Can’t Understand Maths and English Focus”, says Ofsted Head

The Chief Inspector of Schools, Sir Michael Wilshaw, remains totally bemused at why primary schools have spent years focusing on English and Maths subjects, to the detriment of others.

“I Can’t Understand Maths and English Focus”, says Ofsted Head

The Chief Inspector of Schools, Sir Michael Wilshaw, remains totally bemused at why primary schools have spent years focusing on English and Maths subjects, to the detriment of others.

Chief Inspector for Schools Can’t Understand why Teachers are Leaving.

The Chief Inspector for schools, Sir Michael Wilshaw, today reacted with bewilderment as to why so many teachers were leaving British Schools, to work in better paid jobs in elite establishments abroad.

Chief Inspector for Schools Can’t Understand why Teachers are Leaving.

The man, who once famously said – “If anyone says to you that ‘staff morale [in schools] is at an all-time low’ you know you are doing something right.” – Can not understand why so many teachers keep leaving the profession. Brain Drain This ‘Brain Drain” as he calls it has seen many teachers leave for […]

New OFSTED Chief: UK Doesn’t Have Big Enough Bastard.

The search for the new chief inspector for schools hit a brick wall yesterday when it was discovered that there is not a big enough bastard to do the job in the UK. Government officials have widened their search to cover the entire globe.

New OFSTED Chief: UK Doesn’t Have Big Enough Bastard.

The UK government has decided that the OFSTED chief inspector needs to be a bastard at an international level. Lunatic Department of Education spokesperson, Janice Blithering told The Druid’s Loom,”Current chief bastard, Sir Michael Wilshaw has done a great job in demoralising the teaching profession, driving good teachers away from the classroom and creating a […]