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New OFSTED Chief: UK Doesn’t Have Big Enough Bastard.

by Druid's Loom Reporter | Feb 26, 2016 | Education, News, UK

The UK government has decided that the OFSTED chief inspector needs to be a bastard at an international level. Lunatic Department of Education spokesperson, Janice Blithering told The Druid’s Loom, “Current chief bastard, Sir Michael Wilshaw has done a great job...

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