Teach Children in Small Chunks, Says Senior Citizen Egg Sucking Mentor.

Minister for State Schools, Nick Gibb -  trying to demonstrate that he knows loads about evidence based educational research - patronisingly explained that teaching children small bits of information over a period of time was better than trying to teach everything at once.

Teach Children in Small Chunks, Says Senior Citizen Egg Sucking Mentor.

Minister for State Schools, Nick Gibb –  trying to demonstrate that he knows loads about evidence based educational research – patronisingly explained that teaching children small bits of information over a period of time was better than trying to teach everything at once.

Teacher Workload Crisis Solved – Say Department for Education

The Department for Education announced today, that the teacher workload crisis had been averted, as teachers are now working more overtime than any other professional to compensate.

Teacher Workload Crisis Solved – Say Department for Education

The Department for Education announced today, that the teacher workload crisis had been averted, as teachers are now working more overtime than any other professional to compensate.

Teacher Recruitment Crisis – Problem Solved

The Government has told primary schools that it has found the solution to the teacher recruitment crisis. It has ordered the shut down of the School Direct training scheme for this year.

Teacher Recruitment Crisis – Problem Solved

The Government has told primary schools that it has found the solution to the teacher recruitment crisis. It has ordered the shut down of the School Direct training scheme for this year.

“More Challenging” Teacher Training to be Introduced

The Department of Education plans to ease the teacher recruitment crisis by making it even harder to train for the profession - proving once and for all that they are bat shit mental.

“More Challenging” Teacher Training to be Introduced

The Department of Education plans to ease the teacher recruitment crisis by making it even harder to train for the profession – proving once and for all that they are bat shit mental.

Please Stop Talking, Teachers Beg Sir Michael Wilshaw

Teachers yesterday begged Sir Michael Wilshaw, the Chief Inspector for Schools, to please stop talking as he is just making things worse.

Please Stop Talking, Teachers Beg Sir Michael Wilshaw

The plea came as Sir Michael went on national television and told the public that teachers can expect to earn up to £55K after they have been teaching for just 4 years. It’s all Bollocks “What is he on?” Asked teacher Mark Cliffby ” I have been a teacher for 18, years and I am head […]

Chief Inspector for Schools Can’t Understand why Teachers are Leaving.

The Chief Inspector for schools, Sir Michael Wilshaw, today reacted with bewilderment as to why so many teachers were leaving British Schools, to work in better paid jobs in elite establishments abroad.

Chief Inspector for Schools Can’t Understand why Teachers are Leaving.

The man, who once famously said – “If anyone says to you that ‘staff morale [in schools] is at an all-time low’ you know you are doing something right.” – Can not understand why so many teachers keep leaving the profession. Brain Drain This ‘Brain Drain” as he calls it has seen many teachers leave for […]

New OFSTED Chief: UK Doesn’t Have Big Enough Bastard.

The search for the new chief inspector for schools hit a brick wall yesterday when it was discovered that there is not a big enough bastard to do the job in the UK. Government officials have widened their search to cover the entire globe.

New OFSTED Chief: UK Doesn’t Have Big Enough Bastard.

The UK government has decided that the OFSTED chief inspector needs to be a bastard at an international level. Lunatic Department of Education spokesperson, Janice Blithering told The Druid’s Loom,”Current chief bastard, Sir Michael Wilshaw has done a great job in demoralising the teaching profession, driving good teachers away from the classroom and creating a […]