Let Them Starve says Boris

by | 13th June 2022

Over fed, over entitled, fat f**k, Boris Johnson, today stuck two sausage fingers up at poor and hungry children, with his very much watered down food strategy White Paper.

In the food strategy White Paper, the British government has decided that thousands of children will go hungry as it can’t be bothered to feed them properly.

Obese Face

Lazy, pig ignorant. Prime Minister, Boris Johnson – who filled his obese face, during the pandemic at his famous lockdown parties (pictured) – decided that poor children can starve.

“Err, well waffle sploffle, wiff waff,” he told the Druid’s Loom, whilst shovelling a pork pie into his fat gob.

“I don’t think it is necessary to feed dirty poor people who can’t feed themselves. They should all work a bit harder.” He chuckled, as he tucked in to one of his infamous £27,000 takeaways.

Rifle Through the Bins

As he wandered around his food filled office, guzzling red wine and champagne, he added, “I hear that people throw away a lot of waste food. Can’t the lower classes rifle through the bins or something?”

“It certainly isn’t my problem to feed other people’s kids,” he smirked, while a bit of whipped cream oozed out of the side of one of his rubbery lips.

Hauling his more than ample frame over to the buffet table, his bloated carcass eventually settled down next to the French pastries. He then proceeded to ram, one after the other, into his cavernous cakehole, whilst grunting happily.

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