Perennial Dissection
I continued to remonstrate with the surgeon, ‘This sir is an imposition upon my squeamish disposition, and though this encounter may be transitory I have no desire to witness any form of body part separation that assures a fleshy stump. I wholly disapprove of your perennial dissection, as I’ve always been a firm believer that fairground rides and sex change operations cannot co-exist aesthetically or emotionally. Your perforation of the anterior flap undermines the innocent frivolity spectacle the fairground industry endeavours to convey. Suturing the skin flaps and placing them in a new position may be a medical phenomenon, but I am not enamoured by the indiscrete method you have utilized within the public arena here today.’
Discarded Testicles
I felt it was important to add, ‘An operation of this kind – performed at an extreme velocity, was always going to cause an unforeseen onslaught of discarded testicles to impale upon the forehead of a stander-by. In this case, it is in light of this, I feel I must contact the necessary authorities and report you for medical negligence’. The surgeon replied,
“Oh, you’re just prejudiced against surgeons that chop penis’ off on fairground rides.”