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My Manhood Bends The Wrong Way

11th April 2022

A bannana sticking out of a pair of jeans.
That’s Gotta Hurt – A Bent Phallus, Yesterday
A reader is concerned about the downward curve on his love truncheon.
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Dear Clifton Turtle,

I’m a 26 yr old man, and I am becoming increasing concerned about the curvature of my aroused member. It is basically bent like a hook and causes both me and my partner extreme discomfort during love making.

She tried to fellate me last week, and I nearly extracted her wisdom teeth.

Please help.

Embarrassed, Bootle,

Dear Embarrassed,

I would like to help you, I really would – but I haven’t stopped laughing since I read your email. Thank you for brightening up my day.

You should probably go and see a doctor and show them the problem. Just be careful, you don’t get to gouge their eyes out for something!

LOL!

Clifton Turtle

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