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Hi-De-Hi set for a big screen comeback

Hi-De-Hi set for a big screen comeback

by Druid's Loom Reporter | Feb 1, 2016 | Arts, News, Showbiz

Fans of the popular 1980s hit TV sitcom “Hi-De-Hi” reacted with excitement at the news that it’s going to be remade for cinema. This follows on from the success of the “Dad’s Army” big screen release earlier this year. Term Time Only In a bold move away...

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