New Species of Toxic Toad Found in Jungle
New Species of Toxic Toad Found in Jungle

Yesterday, a team of bemused scientists unveiled the latest addition to Australia’s jungle menagerie: the “Bufo faragis,” colloquially christened the Yellow Toothed Toad. This interloper, with its unsavoury dental palette, has been officially labelled both a biohazard and an unwelcome gatecrasher in the ecosystem.

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Jacob’s Brexit Benefits: Public Executions

Jacob’s Brexit Benefits: Public Executions

It’s been over 50 years since the last execution in the UK, and over 150 since the last public hanging. However, since leaving the pesky EU, and potentially giving up those troublesome Human Rights, they could begin again soon. Jacob Rees-Mogg explores some of the exciting opportunities that can be gained from murdering our own citizens.

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