by Clifton Turtle | Jun 11, 2022 | Problem Pages
Dear Clifton Turtle, I’m an 18 yr old boy and there’s been rumours going round that I’m a bad kisser. I now have a girlfriend, and I don’t know if I still am. I do know however, after each French kiss we make she wipes her mouth. Is there a way of controlling the...
by Clifton Turtle | Apr 11, 2022 | Problem Pages
Dear Clifton Turtle, I’m a 26 yr old man, and I am becoming increasing concerned about the curvature of my aroused member. It is basically bent like a hook and causes both me and my partner extreme discomfort during love making. She tried to fellate me last week, and...
by Clifton Turtle | Jun 11, 2018 | Problem Pages
Dear Clifton Turtle, I’m a journalist for the Daily Mail in my sixties, and I spend most of my weekly columns talking about homosexuality and making up bizarre unrelated fantasies around topic issues, that involve sex with men. In one column, I was legitimately...
by Clifton Turtle | Jun 11, 2017 | Problem Pages
Dear Clifton Turtle, I’m seeking guidance on a work related matter, I have recently quit my job and don’t know what to do next. I had an excellent job, an important job with loads of responsibility, and more authority than you could wave a shitty stick at. No matter...
by Clifton Turtle | Jun 11, 2016 | Problem Pages
Dear Clifton Turtle, I need your advice. My wife and I will have been together for ten years this coming Sunday, I’m taking her out for a romantic meal at her favourite chippy to celebrate. I don’t eat chippy food, so I’m taking some spam butties. Going there will...
