by Druid's Loom Reporter | May 28, 2020 | Health, News, Politics
The British People have decided that they would rather hand over their personal details to Beelzebub himself, than allow Dominic Cummings and Boris Johnson to get their grubby little hands all over it. Beady Eyes “A few weeks ago I thought the NHS App would be...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Apr 4, 2020 | Health, News
It started with “Clap for the NHS”, which was lovely. Then someone suggested “Clap for Boris”, which many people enjoyed not doing. Finally, some mentalist came up with “Clap for Kids”, for some fucking reason. Campaign The Druid’s Loom is now proud to launch...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Mar 28, 2020 | Health, News, Science and Technology
As countless thousands of people suffer from the dangerous symptoms of Coronavirus, the rich and powerful breathed a fucking sigh of relief, as a mild strain of the virus was discovered just for them. Fuckwit “This is jolly marvellous,” blustered UK’s premiere...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Mar 25, 2020 | Business, News, UK
Whilst the country languishes in lockdown, and heroic front line NHS staff struggle in the fight against Coronavirus, British banks prove (if any further proof were needed) that they are total and utter f**king bastards. Sick, Vulnerable and Desperate In a totally...
by Lee Hartley | Mar 24, 2020 | Health, Lifestyle, News
A Hartlepool man Ron Ronnerson has for weeks been telling everyone he has met in every place that he has been that “This whole Coronavirus thing will mean he can finally sort out his loft.” Pulling Down the Steps As Britain and the world went into lockdown...
by Alison Henderson | Mar 24, 2020 | Health, Lifestyle, News
Entrepreneur Gordon Coff gave Druids Loom reporter, Alison Henderson, an exclusive interview today over the phone in relation to the new Government lock down rules. Social Distancing Gordon, a retired barber from Fleetwood Lancashire, said he wanted to re-start his...
