Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can't stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.
Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can’t stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.
Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.
Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.
Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.
Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.
Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.
Turkeys all over the United Kingdom are breathing a sigh of relief that they only have to vote for Christmas and not in the fucking General Election.
As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis - Today we interview the man who cuts Boris' hair.
As part of our on going General Election series where we meet the people who are involved with our politicians on a day to day basis – we interview the man who cuts Boris’ hair.
The British Public, today announced their gratitude towards HRH Prince Andrew for providing them with some proper news, to choke over their breakfast cereal at, instead of stuff about fucking Brexit or the general election.
The British Public, today announced their gratitude towards HRH Prince Andrew for providing them with some proper news, to choke over their breakfast cereal at, instead of stuff about fucking Brexit or the general election.
We must respect our ancestors; as we are the result of a thousand loves. But women in the viking age, had it hard, or at least they wished they had it hard!
We must respect our ancestors; as we are the result of a thousand loves.
But women in the viking age, had it hard, or at least they wished they had it hard!
After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn't at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid's Loom.
After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn’t at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid’s Loom.
British "Prime Minister" today shocked the nation when he did something right, without completely screwing it up.
Total amazement swept across the United Kingdom yesterday, when the Prime Minister, and self styled village idiot, did something right for once. Blundering Fool The usual blundering fool, surprised the nation when he miraculously didn’t fuck up. “I couldn’t believe it,” said close aid, Martin Mumflut. “I have become so used to disaster following him […]
Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.
Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.
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After Sadiq Khan's victory in London, the British public have told Katie Hopkins, that it's fine, and she doesn't have to carry out her threat of running naked down Regent Street with a sausage up her bum.
The Department of Education angrily asked teachers yesterday, why they didn't point out that the new baseline tests were an utterly crap idea and a meaningless accountability measure.
