As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid's Loom launches it's own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday
As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid’s Loom launches it’s own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday appreciation
Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.
Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.
Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.
Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.
A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.
A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.
The Druid asks writers and cartoonists to contribute for coronavirus.
The Druid asks writers and cartoonists to contribute for coronavirus.
The British weather started to take the piss today, as, after months of utter apocalyptic storms and shit, the UK woke up to glorious sunshine.
The British weather started to take the piss today, as, after months of utter apocalyptic storms and shit, the UK woke up to glorious sunshine.
In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.
In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.
Coronavirus cripples one man's 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.
Coronavirus cripples one man’s 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.
Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby 'pub' open.
Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby ‘pub’ open.
As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.
Dyson to Make Ventilators – As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.
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