The British Public, today announced their gratitude towards HRH Prince Andrew for providing them with some proper news, to choke over their breakfast cereal at, instead of stuff about fucking Brexit or the general election.
The British Public, today announced their gratitude towards HRH Prince Andrew for providing them with some proper news, to choke over their breakfast cereal at, instead of stuff about fucking Brexit or the general election.
We must respect our ancestors; as we are the result of a thousand loves.
But women in the viking age, had it hard, or at least they wished they had it hard!
We must respect our ancestors; as we are the result of a thousand loves.
But women in the viking age, had it hard, or at least they wished they had it hard!
After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn't at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid's Loom.
After HRH Prince Andrew appeared in a BBC interview where he forgot lots of things, and wasn’t at lots of places, an expert in humans needing to sweat speaks to The Druid’s Loom.
British "Prime Minister" today shocked the nation when he did something right, without completely screwing it up.
Total amazement swept across the United Kingdom yesterday, when the Prime Minister, and self styled village idiot, did something right for once. Blundering Fool The usual blundering fool, surprised the nation when he miraculously didn’t fuck up. “I couldn’t believe it,” said close aid, Martin Mumflut. “I have become so used to disaster following him […]
Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.
Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.
Brexiteers were thrilled today when Downing Street announced that in the event of a hard Brexit, Brits will be issued with blue ration books to match their fucking blue passports.
Following their announcement that food is currently being stockpiled; in the event of a hard Brexit; the Tory “Government” stated that if there were to be a No Deal Brexit, everyone would be issued with BLUE ration books, to match their new blue passports. Blue Fucking Passports “This is what is meant by taking back […]
News emanating from England’s training-camp in Saint Petersburg appears to confirm the rumour that team-manager, Gareth Southgate, has already asked his players which of them would like the time-honoured privilege of scuffing the penalty that will see England ignominiously crash out of the World Cup
News emanating from England’s training-camp in Saint Petersburg appears to confirm the rumour that team-manager, Gareth Southgate, has already asked his players which of them would like the time-honoured privilege of scuffing the penalty that will see England ignominiously crash out of the World Cup
National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.
National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.
Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.
Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.
David Cameron today scoffed at the idea of re-nationalising the British Steel industry. Instead he opted for an insincere "Government is doing everything it can" statement, which inspired confidence in absolutely nobody.
Chancellor George will be shocked to hear that the British public couldn't care less about 'the big issues' in today's Budget. Cigarettes and alcohol are our main concern
