Man claims it is only fair we hate everyone equally particularly “the straights”

Man Demands Equality of Discrimination Regarding Sexual Preference. An Ickenham man is using valuable time and energy to try and make people's lives more difficult to ensure that the internal misery he feels is shared around so we can as a society race to the bottom rather than build each other up.

Man claims it is only fair we hate everyone equally particularly “the straights”

Man Demands Equality of Discrimination Regarding Sexual Preference. An Ickenham man is using valuable time and energy to try and make people’s lives more difficult to ensure that the internal misery he feels is shared around so we can as a society race to the bottom rather than build each other up.

Clap for Wheelie Bins

As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid's Loom launches it's own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday

Clap for Wheelie Bins

As the locked down British public descends into madness, and starts clapping at fucking everything, the Druid’s Loom launches it’s own campaign to Clap for Wheelie Bins, next Tuesday appreciation

Two Strains of Coronavirus Discovered

Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.

Two Strains of Coronavirus Discovered

Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.

Retired Barber Makes Comeback

Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.

Retired Barber Makes Comeback

Pensioner Gordon Coff says that hair cuts are essential during the Coronavirus lockdown, which is why he is making a comeback as Gordon Scissorhands.

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.

Man Pretends he Will Sort the Loft Out

A man has been pretending to anyone who will listen to him that the apocalyptic wasteland that will be created by the biggest event to happen to the world since the Second World War will finally give him the time he needs to tidy up his loft.

A Plea from The Druid

The Druid asks writers and cartoonists to contribute for coronavirus.

A Plea from The Druid

The Druid asks writers and cartoonists to contribute for coronavirus.

British Weather Taking the Piss

The British weather started to take the piss today, as, after months of utter apocalyptic storms and shit, the UK woke up to glorious sunshine.

British Weather Taking the Piss

The British weather started to take the piss today, as, after months of utter apocalyptic storms and shit, the UK woke up to glorious sunshine.

Shit Wipes Toilet Roll

In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.

Shit Wipes Toilet Roll

In a dramatic reversal of roles, a giant lump of shit wiped all the toilet rolls from the shelves in Tesco yesterday.

Burglar’s Career on Lockdown

Coronavirus cripples one man's 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.

Burglar’s Career on Lockdown

Coronavirus cripples one man’s 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.

Wetherspoon Boss Upset By Coronavirus

Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby 'pub' open.

Wetherspoon Boss Upset By Coronavirus

Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby ‘pub’ open.

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