Jeremy Hunt Warns the Public of ‘Cough your Asshole out Craze’

The Health Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, has warned people about the new craze that is sweeping the internet, that involves coughing one's anus inside out.

Jeremy Hunt Warns the Public of ‘Cough your Asshole out Craze’

The Health Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, has warned people about the new craze that is sweeping the internet, that involves coughing one’s anus inside out.

Stephen Hawking’s Voice Box Keeps Mispronouncing the Word ‘Hunt’

After Jeremy Hunt asked Professor Stephen Hawking to "look at evidence", Professor Hawking's voice box seems to have developed a fault.

Stephen Hawking’s Voice Box Keeps Mispronouncing the Word ‘Hunt’

After Jeremy Hunt asked Professor Stephen Hawking to “look at evidence”, Professor Hawking’s voice box seems to have developed a fault.

“NHS is a Mess and There’s No One to Blame” – Says Hunt

Health Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, has spent ages trying to find someone to blame for the current crisis in the NHS, but has not yet managed to track them down.

“NHS is a Mess and There’s No One to Blame” – Says Hunt

Health Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, has spent ages trying to find someone to blame for the current crisis in the NHS, but has not yet managed to track them down.

Jeremy Hunt Praise Causes Projectile Vomiting Amongst NHS Staff

The whole of The NHS has been struck down with an emetic inducing virus caused by faint praise from the Health Secretary with the words 'hard working' and 'great job' proving to be particularly virulent. With no known antidote, the moronvirus appears to be impossible to eradicate.

Jeremy Hunt Praise Causes Projectile Vomiting Amongst NHS Staff

The whole of The NHS has been struck down with an emetic inducing virus caused by faint praise from the Health Secretary with the words ‘hard working’ and ‘great job’ proving to be particularly virulent. With no known antidote, the moronvirus appears to be impossible to eradicate.

Jeremy Hunt Fails to Understand How Technology Works

Jeremy Hunt today announced that he wants technology companies to ban under 18's from sexting, showing he has about as much understanding of technology and teenagers, as he does the NHS.

Jeremy Hunt Fails to Understand How Technology Works

Jeremy Hunt today announced that he wants technology companies to ban under 18’s from sexting, showing he has about as much understanding of technology and teenagers, as he does the NHS.

The Druid’s Loom – A Week in Numbers

How many NHS receptionists farted in front of patients? What did 16 people do, at the Sports Direct Warehouse? Only the Druid has the answers!

The Druid’s Loom – A Week in Numbers

How many NHS receptionists farted in front of patients? What did 16 people do, at the Sports Direct Warehouse? Only the Druid has the answers!

7 Day NHS – Issues Resolved

The government has announced that all the issues surrounding the seven day NHS, and Junior Doctors contracts, have now been resolved, as a think-tank reveals it can be achieved without doctors.

7 Day NHS – Issues Resolved

The government has announced that all the issues surrounding the seven day NHS, and Junior Doctors contracts, have now been resolved, as a think-tank reveals it can be achieved without doctors.

Jeremy Hunt Agrees to Talks

Jeremy Hunt today agreed to enter talks, with the Grim Reaper, in order to sway public opinion over the Junior Doctor's strike.

Jeremy Hunt Agrees to Talks

Jeremy Hunt today agreed to enter talks, with the Grim Reaper, in order to sway public opinion over the Junior Doctor’s strike.

“La La La La – Not Listening” – Says Jeremy Hunt

Jeremy Hunt today pretended he couldn't hear what the President of the Royal College of Physicians was saying.

“La La La La – Not Listening” – Says Jeremy Hunt

Jeremy Hunt today pretended he couldn’t hear what the President of the Royal College of Physicians was saying.